Book 9

Hey, it’s Odysseus… still here. I don’t know if I’m gonna ever get home. So, I have just recently told Alcinous and everyone else who I am and I told them all great stories. Looking back on it all I realize how much I have been through, and wonder if I can ever be the same. When someone goes through so much trauma, they're never the same. The main story I told was the one about the Cyclops’s. I love telling this one cause I sound really heroic in it. So what first happened with this story is that me and my men land on the Island of the Cyclops’s. I kinda messed up on the navigations, but no biggy. So we get trapped inside this huge cave which is inhabited by a Cyclops named Kyklopes. Ya I know, kinda funny. But there is a bagilion pound boulder blocking our way out. This Cyclops is killing more and more of my men by the day, so I had to do something. I realized that I couldn’t just kill him because, who would move the bolder then, I had to trick him. First off I told him my name was nobody (you’ll get it later), then we decided to get him drunk, it took a lot of alcohol. After he had passed out, I then poked out his eye, which I did not enjoy doing. My men and I strapped ourselves to the undersides of the sheep and when he left he let us out with him. Little did I know that this Cyclops was actually the son of Poseidon, ugh what are the odds. So when Kyklopes came out yelling nobody has attacked me, all the other Cyclops’s did nothing, Ya that was all me. So then we left safely and I proceeded to tell my shipmates my true identity.

Book 8

Hey everybody, Odysseus here. It’s been a while so I’ve got a lot of news. So Alcinous and his pals decided to give me a ship, food and a lot of men to help me on my journey. This whole time I haven’t even told them my name, which is really starting to eat at my insides. We still had a lot of time till we left though so I just crashed at Alcinous' pad. The king decided to throw a celebration for me. During the celebration a man, Demodokos decided to sing a song of the fight Achilles and I had. All of a sudden I started to cry, which was really embarrassing, but Alcinous saw me and stopped Demodokos. Later that night there were town games with all these young kids who were having competitions and showing off their skills. After all the terrible events I have gone through that was the last thing I wanted to do. Then some little prick started challenging my skills, so I stepped out onto the field and just absolutely destroyed all the other little hot shots. Then I started talkin' some trash and I was about ready to wreck one of those kids. If it wasn’t for Alcinous I don’t know what would have happened.
So then we all went back to the feast and ate some more. I asked Demodokos to sing me a song of the Trojan horse, and how I powned Troy. I tried my hardest, but I started crying again. I just hope my son doesn’t cry as much as I do, that'd be embarrassing. So once Alcinous realized something was going on with me he finally asked me what my name was and where I was from.

Book 5

Yo, Odysseus here, great news to report. I should get to see my family soon, how sweet is that! Ya I know pretty cool, turns out Athena came to help me again. I don’t know what I would have done with ought her. She talked to Zeus then he told Hermes to make Kalypso let me go, Kalypso even help me make my raft. She was actually pretty cool after everything was said and done; she gave me a bunch of goodies too. Although the ride was rough, a goddess Ino, gave me a veil to help me swim to save my life after my boat crashed. I was reluctant at first but then I realized I didn’t have a choice, and it ended up saving me. Then I ran into some rock which hurt, QUITE a lot. Poseidon has tried to kill me multiple times; I probably shouldn’t have upset him, my bad. Ya so I nearly died then Ino saved me and now I’m just chilin’ at some river and I’m pretty tired from a rugged day, so I’m gonna hit the seaweed.

Book Four-The Red-Haired king and his lady

Hey watsup, its Telemakhos here, Odysseus's son. These past couple of weeks have been pretty crazy. I’ve got a lot of information for you guys today. I’ve slowly been making more and more progress on finding my dad; eventually I believe I will see him again. So, me and my bro Peisistratos rolled up in our 2 horse power chariot, to the entrance gate at Menelaos's pad. His house is absolutely huge, and we were greeted really nicely. We arrived at the perfect time; there was a huge party for Helen's and Menelaos's son and daughter. Before I could even ask Menelaos of my dad, he just started going about Troy and my paps, Odysseus. After his story I couldn’t help my self, I started to cry, right there in front of King Menelaos. He made Odysseus seem like the greatest war hero to live. I didn’t feel like such a wuss when every one else started to cry too. When you miss a loved one it hurts more than anything. I feel like my dad is the bravest man, and the greatest warrior to live. I only hope that I will one day see my father. Menelaos told me that my dad is trapped on an island with the god Kalypso. He’s been trapped there since Zeus knows when, if I could only see him for a little bit that would be the coolest thing ever. And I also heard that those suitors are still giving my mom a hard time, if only my dad were here. From the stories I've heard, it sounds like he would split there heads open. Well we’ve got a big trip ahead of us to the island where my dad is, I’m pretty pumped for it. Later

book 3 of the Odyssey

Today I have found more information on how Telemachus is doing on his journey. Telemachus seems to be more persistent and brave then i could have ever imagined. Telemachus and Mentor arrived in Pylos just in time to see 9 bulls being sacrificed to Poseidon. Although Telemachus is nervous, he finally builds up the courage, with a little encouragement from Mentor, to ask the noble Nestor if he knows where I am. Nestor being the great story teller, told pretty much the entire war. Nestor and I had fought side by side, until he and his crew decided to leave and abandon our king. After that he couldn’t have known where I had gone. Nestor tells my son to continue his journey and travel to Pherai. I am very worried for Telemachus, although he is trying not to lose hope it must be very hard for him. I can tell he is a strong boy just by his desire his strong will, and I think he will find me. Athena also gives him hope, she tells Telemachus of her true identity, and tells him he must go on. If a man loses hope on something it is gone, but if he can hold on to any amount of hope, it will take him a long way.
Sincerely Odysseus

I am still trapped on this dreadful island, and I don’t see myself leaving any time soon. I have no communication with anyone off this island, and I’m getting more worried by the second. Hermes is still giving me day to day recaps of what’s happening at home. I have just learned of Penelopes plan to stall time, she had been unraveling her loom that she promised the suitor; after she was finished with it she would marry. Although it gave her lots of time, these suitors are angrier than ever. I only hope she will be able to hold them off until I get home. My son has just called the first assembly in 19 years; he is preparing to leave for his journey. Before my son allowed the suitors to walk all over him, now for the first time he is starting to stand up to them. When boys are put in difficult times, they either mature and become a man, or quit and give up. I believe Telemakhos will be able to stand up to the challenge and succeed. He has lived an easy life in my home, and now he will truly be tested.
Sincerely, Odysseus

Book 1

After defeating the great city of Troy, I tried to return home to my beloved wife Penelope and my noble son Telemakhos. Along the way I was attacked by every force the sea could throw at me. I can tell that Poseidon is angry at me, and I realize now that it is because I have blinded his son the Cyclops. I have been lost at sea for a long time, but now I am trapped on an island by the goddess kalypso. I don’t know when she is planning on letting me go, but I think it may be a while. The god Hermes has been giving me a play by play on what’s happening at home. I wish there was a way I could contact my family. I am very worried for my wife, because she is getting closer and closer to giving up hope on me, and marrying one of the suitors who she despises. I do not think she will marry one of the suitors for a long time, I think she will try to delay as long as she can. People will wait a lifetime for someone they love. My son must be going crazy with all these suitors in our home treating it as a free buffet and leaving their trash everywhere. I only hope Athena can convince him to agree to her plan. My son must sail to the Sparta and talk to Menelaos, the king of Sparta. Then once the king tells him that I'm alive he will have to come back and wait for me at home. If a year passes since he gets home, then he will have to allow one of the suitors to marry Penelope. Although this journey will be dangerous, especially with Poseidon against him, I think he will prevail. When people are pushed to the limit for a loved one, they can be braver and more courageous then ever.
Sincerly, Odysseus